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Melvin is a Coconut

Friday, December 4th, 2009

Melvin is a coconut. Melvin hates this fact. It is anathemas to his being. It is abhorrent to his sense of self. Melvin wants to be a rotwila. Melvin would love to pocess teeth – crunching, munching, ripping, tearing teeth. Melvin believe in reincarnation but finds he is stuck in a tree. Melvin prays for […]